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Discussion in 'Off Topic Lounge' started by Rafif Abrar, Jun 29, 2018.

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  1. Jun 29, 2018 #1
    Rafif Abrar

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    Hey guys! In this thread,let's do some jokes!So,let's start!
     
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    Rafif Abrar

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    I'll go first:what do you call a man with three eyes,three ears,three mouths and three legs?

    Answer: Ugly
     
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  5. Jun 30, 2018 #3
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    I would rather call him ‘alien’.:sneaky:
     
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    Rafif Abrar

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    What is life?

    Answer: An abstract noun
     
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    What do you call a man/woman with three legs?

    Tripod:p
     
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    Rafif Abrar

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    On which side does the chicken have feathers?
    The outside:sneaky:
     
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    What type of chicken have no feathers?
    Chicken, the meaning of coward. They have no feathers!:D
    Cooked chicken.:p
     
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    Person 1: Knock knock
    Person 2: My mom’s not home
    Person 1: Awww
     
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    You're probably too young to remember this, but the answer to the question "what is life?" used to be "an old magazine"... my father taught me that one decades ago. ;)
     
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    What do you call a dog that is so sweaty?

    A Hotdog :p:rotf::joy:
     
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    And then there's the old standard 'Dad jokes'... "Why did the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe." (that's pronounced 'can't elope' in American English)

    Or another... "What do a piano, tuna, and glue have in common?"
    "You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna. So why the glue?"
    "I knew you'd get stuck on that."
     
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    what cat can throw things?
     
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    A catapult :rotf:
     
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    What is the Goosebump?

    Answer: Goosebump is goose bumped by a catapult.
     
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    :joy: :joy: :joy:
     
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    What do u call a man with no body and a nose?

    nobody knows
     
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    Timothy Eugene

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    what tornado with a dolphin on there?
    Dolphinado
     
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    What do u say after ur dad goes to the bathroom when a bomb is inside of the toilet?

    "dad, fart, bathroom, boom. Do I really need to explain it more?"

    If The full joke was said in my native language (with bad words) it would be a lot funnier
     
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  37. Aug 29, 2021 #19
    Sewerbucks

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    Rice As Big as the Grasp of the Hand In swarms of ants, What is it?

    "Snake Fruit!"

    Funny?:rotf:
     
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    Sewerbucks

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    Flying Elephants, What Does It Look Like?

    HOAX!!!!
     
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